“If you could be a fictional character, who would you be and why?”
If I could be any fictional character (that is already invented) I would definitely be one of those little fairies from Snow White. At least I think it's Snow White, I can never be sure. It's either Snow White of Sleeping Beauty. Those Disney movies, they're all the same. Anyway, I love those fairies they are so cute and funny. Especially when they're making the cake, I love that part. However, if I could make my OWN fictional character I would be able to read people's minds. And be very rich. That would be the best!
"How often do you update?"
I try my best to update every weekday, either with a post or a photo. Sometimes, though, I have a busy or hectic day and don't get around to updating. As you have probably noticed, I try my best not to make this site an "online journal" where I just write about my day to day activities ("I woke up, got dressed, went to class, went to work, slapped some kids around, came home, ate some oatmeal, and now I'm going to bed"). I like to approach this blog as a column and each post as an article of some sort. That said, I need to go out and live the content.
"How did you come up with that gorgeous header?"
Haha, the history of me and this fucking header. First of all, thanks for the compliment, I enjoy it quite a bit myself. Second, I have great aspirations for this website that will make a glorious transformation someday from just a teeny tiny catapiller to a beautiful butterfly. Right now with WordPress I can only control the colors of the header. I keep trying to update them with bright, springy colors due to the changing seasons. However, because I am not very 'website savvy' I can't quite figure out how to implement the other gorgeous headers that I have made and are taking up space on my hard drive. They are even more gorgeous than this one and, one day I assure you, you will see a fabulous header of my design atop this website.
"How do you feel about readers using false aliases for comments?"
I don't mind false aliases as long as you have a valid email address to go along with it. I don't think "@hobomail.com" is a valid email domain, though, so you may have to change that. Thank you, I appreciate it!
"Lalala?"
Yes, please. It's all about the Lalala.


