Spring break 2K6

This week is spring break and I couldn’t be having a better time. Internet, you’re missing out on all the fun. So far my days have consisted of having an insane amount of fun, only to be followed by more excitement almost to the point of orgasm. Some of the goings-on include but are certainly not limited to:

• Watching crazy amounts of TV. I think the couch is starting to grow out of my ass.
• Working my pathetic 2.5 hours a day, except for yesterday when I actually earned more than $25– I earned $50! I’m gonna get me some new shoes!
• A trip to Old Navy and the purchase of a figure-flattering pair of khaki pants so I can look sophisticated if need be.
• Cooking (!!) a full meal for Scott that was on the table when he got home (!!!!!!). I’m going to make a great wife someday (chuckles).
• Going out to Rafters- a local bar/restaurant/game room- and drinking large amounts of Molsen Canadian on a Monday night. AND there’s free popcorn! What could be better?
• Finding Ben and Jerry’s low fat frozen yogurt in Half Baked, my favorite flavor. Coincidence? I think not…
• Getting a pap smear by one of the women I babysit for. “Hey! Funny seeing you here half naked”

Tomorrow Scott and I are trekking to the Cape to see my family. Hopefully more drinking and silliness to follow– no worries, you’ll get the update.

On a more serious note, I only need $75 more to reach my donation goal for Relay for Life. Please consider making a donation, it’s for a great cause!

Things That Go Through My Head While Sitting In Behavioral Endocrinology

(chronicled this morning)

Ok, it’s 8:05 why aren’t we starting yet? But on the other hand, take as looooooong as you’d like.

How does that girl in front of me get her hair that layer-ey? I should take a picture of it. Stealthily of course.

Kind sir, will you please speak ENGLISH?!

What?

Huh?!

The prerequisite for this class should be Behavioral Rocketscience.

Haha, she just spilled her coffee.

Ok, where does ephinepherine fit in to all of this?

This hot chocolate is good. 2 packets is definitely how it’s going to be made from now on.

Are you sure this is common knowledge?

“This should all be very simple and straightforward” oh go fuck yourself. In the nicest way possible, of course.

I really like this professor, I wish he taught something interesting.

…Still holding out to eat those gummy bears in my bag…

If I don’t look at it that huge picture of a goiter will dissapear from the screen. Ok GO.

I hear that there is a library at this place. I hear they have tutors.

Oh, bother.

Good times. Definitely.